Unholy cream✦Deadly clean✦Real avocado✦Zero dairy✦Folded in, never blended✦Coming for your freezer✦ Unholy cream✦Deadly clean✦Real avocado✦Zero dairy✦Folded in, never blended✦Coming for your freezer✦
Rob & Julia's
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Rob & Julia's logo: Pitt, an avocado with a skull for a pit, raising a pint in front of flames, with the tagline Unholy cream, deadly clean
Warning: contains zero cows.

Ice cream's
evil twin.

Built on real avocado. Raised by heathens. Loaded with chunks you can actually find. Two flavors are clawing their way out of the test kitchen.

Berry in Love pint: a punk avocado with a skull on its jacket serenades a strawberry on guitar Fudge Me Cups pint: a devil avocado rises from a fudge swamp clutching peanut butter cups
Get the first pints
Unholy cream.
Deadly clean.
Berry in Love pint
Wanted, flavor no. 01

Berry
in love

Strawberry & lemon. Punk rock romance.
Wanted for
Breaking hearts. Stealing spoons.
The base
Lemon avocado cream
The ribbon
Jammy roasted strawberry
The chunks
Real strawberry, folded in
Wanted, flavor no. 02

Fudge
me cups

Peanut butter fudge. Damnation never tasted this good.
Wanted for
Gluttony. Repeat offender.
The base
Peanut butter avocado cream
The ribbon
Dark chocolate fudge
The chunks
Dark chocolate PB cups, by the fistful
Fudge Me Cups pint

We gotta ask.
Are you done with dairy?

The four commandments

I.
Real avocado
Not a flavor. The foundation. The reason it's this creamy.
II.
No cows were involved
Avocado and coconut cream. Zero dairy. Zero regrets.
III.
Fold it in, never blend it
Chunks stay chunks. Every spoon hits something. That's the law.
IV.
Small batch or nothing
Made in tiny runs. When it's gone, it's gone.
Rob & Julia's badge with Pitt the mascot
Membership is free. Leaving is not an option.

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The first pints go to the cult. Everyone else waits in line like a civilian.